1. Watching Sherlock on Netflix with my brother.

    • Sherlock: The game...is on!
    • Me: The game...is afoot!
    • My brother: The game is on...my foot!
  2. Re: llamas

    • H: they spit at you
    • C: why won't you let me love you, llama!? spitting is so unsanitary
    • S: lamentable lack of llama love.
    • C: that was....allameration
    • eel: my sense of* humor is really bad i guess
    • eel: or something
    • eel: WHICH REFLECTS POORLY ON YOUR HUMOR MAYBE BECAUSE I FIND YOU FUNNY
    • A l l y s t o r e says: NO
    • STOP SLEEPING
    • WTF
    • ARE YOU A BEAR OR SOMETHING?
    • WINTER'S COMING
    • GO HIBERNATE OR SOMETHING
  3. puns: birds edition

    • AwOOOOoootchi: Hey Lark, how are yu?
    • Lark: um
    • Lark: chirpy
    • Lark: and waiting for some sort of terrible pun
    • Lark: you?
    • NerdVicious: We'd be all a twitter if we got a pun from Lark.
    • AwOOOOoootchi: I guess that one flew over your head.
    • Lark: oh
    • Lark: godammit adachi
    • AwOOOOoootchi: Bear with me, I'm winging it here.
    • TheOneSin: Guys, sparrow the puns here, please
    • NerdVicious: Wren will we ever learn
    • TheOneSin: A pun fee? Darn it. Looks like I'll have to go robin the bank tomorrow
    • NerdVicious: He should be more careful with insults. Toucan play at that game.
    • TheOneSin: All this punny business is making me hungry. Anyone up for some pidgin a blanket?
    • AwOOOOoootchi: Hey, quit hawking your wares here.
    • DuskShark: You guys are in-kweh-dible with these puns. Good wark!
    • NerdVicious: These puns are getting harrier by the minute
    • TheOneSin: There's no wares in here. We're just raven this party
    • NerdVicious: Fuck yes we are. Even if Adachi smells rather fowl.
    • AwOOOOoootchi: If Jigglypuff were here right now, I think he'd be giving us the eagle eye.
    • NerdVicious: That was pretty bad, Dach. Owl let it slide though.
    • AwOOOOoootchi: Really flew the coop there, huh?
    • AwOOOOoootchi: I'll be right back, just chicken on Tyra.
    • TheOneSin: So, what are your guys thoughs on emu-lation?
    • NerdVicious: Keep it swift.
    • NerdVicious: Uhm, yes please emus?
    • NerdVicious: OH I SEE WHAT YOU DID THAR.
    • AwOOOOoootchi: You dodo.
    • NerdVicious: Swan will I ever learn?
    • Lark: i can't pun to save my life
    • Lark: you are all giving me a massive inferiority complex
    • Lark: except adachi. he sucks.
    • TheOneSin: Duck and cover, Lark?
    • AwOOOOoootchi: Nonsense, you love my puns.
    • AwOOOOoootchi: They're egg-cellent.
    • NerdVicious: Being as dumb as adachi must be quite a birden
    • TheOneSin: *flips everyone the bird*
    • NerdVicious: Puns in GoY: A crowing concern
    • AwOOOOoootchi: Hey, don't get cocky now.
    • NerdVicious: I don't give a flying flock
    • AwOOOOoootchi: I'm talon you now you better watch your back.
    • NerdVicious: Aviary good pun run is hard to come across
    • NerdVicious: Dove you give me any of that shit
    • TheOneSin: No need to be mocking(bird) each other
    • NerdVicious: Mmmm, thank god I got a hotdog on my way home from work though. I was pretty ravenous.
    • AwOOOOoootchi: Sometimes it's good just let go and pun completely unfeathered.
    • TheOneSin: I don't know about you guys, but ostrich this one out as long as it takes
    • NerdVicious: I think one day we might egret this sort of stupidity.
    • AwOOOOoootchi: Nonsense, our confidence is unflappable.
    • NerdVicious: The cardinal rule of goy is to be a cocky asshole.
    • AwOOOOoootchi: Shame Jigglypuff flew the coop.
    • NerdVicious: Probably caws he saw this shitstorm of puns coming.
    • TheOneSin: You know what we need? More boobies
    • NerdVicious: Kinda pheasant to see a newcomer joining in on our stupid games.
    • AwOOOOoootchi: You mean...more tits?
    • TheOneSin: That too
    • TheOneSin: And more chicks as well. Can't have enough chicks
    • Trygon: I have no idea what is going on in here
    • NerdVicious: Swan or two is definitely not enough.
    • AwOOOOoootchi: When do you ever?
    • NerdVicious: I know this might be hard to swallow, Trygon, but more puns. This time with bird names.
    • TheOneSin: It's ok, Trygon. You condor it!
    • TheOneSin: Have you guys seen that movie Tom Hanks did, Cassowary?
    • NerdVicious: Pelican't say I have.
    • NerdVicious: Geese this has gone on longer than I thought it would.
    • NerdVicious: Wonder if Araven will pop in. He'd probably murder us.
    • TheOneSin: Falcon you say that? It's a good movie!
    • NerdVicious: I don't give a cluck
    • NerdVicious: I wonder if any problems will crop up if I start using bird anatomy terms here.
    • TheOneSin: If anyone disrupts our fun, albatross them out of this joint
    • AwOOOOoootchi: Maybe Jigglypuff went...cloaca and dagger.
    • AwOOOOoootchi: Keep going, I don't think we've hit our beak yet with these puns.
  4. puns: asian edition

    • Adachi_von_Karma: YOU'RE GOING WEI OVERBOARD
    • Dr_Giggles_MD: IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL YOU'LL FIND YOURSELF BURIED UP TO YOUR QIN
    • their_nickname: SHE IS WEI TOO EMOTIONAL
    • NerdVicious: DON'T YOU GUYS SEE WHAT'S WONG WITH THESE PUNS?
    • NerdVicious: Hopefully lark will give us some lei way on them.
    • NerdVicious: Hey, lai off. We're trying here.
    • Dr_Giggles_MD: the tsuner we stop this, the better
    • their_nickname: too tsun giggles, too tsun
    • Adachi_von_Karma: Hold your tung.
    • their_nickname: this has gone wei too far
    • their_nickname: lark, you're getting in his wei
    • Adachi_von_Karma: So Liang everyone.
    • Adachi_von_Karma: See you Sun.
    • their_nickname: there is wei too much talking
    • Awatchi: You can try to outdo me in puns, but it won't even be a tai.
    • NerdVicious: Nguyen will these puns stop?
    • their_nickname: there's too much wonton violence in this game
    • NerdVicious: Lark's just gonna wok away from this one
    • DuskSharkGS: Tso, when did this war start?
    • Awatchi: It's fun wan chu get the hei-ng of it.
    • Azgalor: that was terrible adachi
    • Azgalor: you should feel bad
    • Awatchi: Thank you.
    • Lark: actually that one wasn't as bad as his other ones
    • Awatchi: I'm sorry that won didn't wok for yu Az.
    • their_nickname: he may be going the huang way here
    • NerdVicious: this has probably gone on fah too long
    • their_nickname: hu can say?
    • Awatchi: You're right, we should all just go a wei.
    • NerdVicious: it feels so wong
    • Azgalor: I WISH I KNEW CHINESE WORDS SO I COULD HAVE FUN
    • Lark: NONE OF THESE ARE CHINESE WORDS
    • DuskSharkGS: When did this pun war start?
    • DuskSharkGS: The things you guys do while I shower.
    • Awatchi: I believe you mean you were takking a Showa.
    • their_nickname: oh god did we go japanese here
    • Awatchi: Yeah, ai decided to branch out.
    • Awatchi: Hei, we were running out of good wons.
    • Dr_Giggles_MD: you shinto'f brought japanese into this
    • Awatchi: No need to get bento'd of shape.
    • their_nickname: desu may be my best one yet
    • Awatchi: I'm too busy trying to regain mai breath to keep up.
    • NerdVicious: Yoshida some cardio
    • Awatchi: Ai am here forever.
    • their_nickname: sou do you guys still want to do puns?
    • their_nickname: az, dont be such a ne sayer
    • NerdVicious: I think this has been going on for a solid hour
    • their_nickname: i wonder when dusk will be out of the xiao-er
    • Awatchi: Man, I wonder what tokyo all so long to catch on.
    • NerdVicious: Ono, I think nickname just broke lark
    • their_nickname: i need to check my stocks
    • their_nickname: the dao isn't doing too well
  5. the protagonist of "sleeping dogs" is named wei shen.

    • Lark: his name...is wei?
    • Lark: what a dumb name
    • Lark: who names their kid wei
    • Beat: Racist
    • Awatchi: I believe you mean....wei-cist.
    • Lark: dammit adachi
    • Awatchi: I'm sorry
    • Awatchi: That was wei out of line for me.
  6. While at a Chinese Buffet, Sherz somehow still has time for mobile MSN.

    • Sup Pup: i'm imagining you with like
    • Sup Pup: a stick of shrimp balls in one hand
    • Sup Pup: and the phone in your other
    • Sup Pup: nom text nom text
    • Sherz: LOL I was
    • Sherz: Earlier
    • Sherz: So full now though
    • Sherz: Just pacing myself with this soup
    • Sherz: And then dessert run
  7. the legend of chang'e as told by ceyren

    • orange: and the set up is
    • orange: theres 10 suns
    • orange: houyi is an archer
    • orange: he shoots down 9
    • orange: and people are like
    • orange: \o/ you rock
    • orange: and then an immortal gives him an elixer
    • orange: elixr
    • orange: whatever
    • orange: or a pill
    • orange: and thats sposed to make him and chang er immortal
    • orange: and for whatever reason she eats the whole damn thing and flies to the moon
  8. Every morning:

    • Me: I really can't stay.
    • Bed: But baby, it's cold outside.
  9. on the topic of avoiding hugs:

    • orange: turn it into a handshake
    • orange: and pretend to be oblivious
  10. there totally is a canadian accent

    • sherz: THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A CANADIAN ACCENT
    • sherz: unless you're from fucking Newfoundland and Labrador
    • sherz: or Nova Scotia
    • sherz: and you sound like a demented British person
    • sherz: no offense
    • orange: LOL WOW
    • sherz: O GOD THAT'S GOING ON TUMBLR
    • sherz: ISN'T IT?
    • sherz: LOL
    • orange: hey grayson has an accent
    • sherz: FML
    • sherz: WHAT
    • sherz: NO HE DOESN'T
    • orange: LOL HE DOESSS
    • sherz: WOW
    • sherz: NO HE DOESN'T
    • orange: HE SOUNDS ALL CANADIANNNNNNNN
    • sherz: HOW IS THAT AN ACCENT?
    • sherz: LOL
    • orange: or maybe he just says sorry a lot
    • sherz: we don't say aboot
    • sherz: LOL
    • orange: LOL no seriously theres a slight difference
    • sherz: LOL
    • sherz: SURE
    • orange: THERE IS
  11. sher2win:

Oh kimcheese, you can feel the love ;D

It’s not juvenile- it’s nonsensical! How can you hate someone’s guts? What did somebody else’s internal organs ever do to YOU?
Also, why am I Kim if she’s Cheesecheese!

    sher2win:

    Oh kimcheese, you can feel the love ;D

    It’s not juvenile- it’s nonsensical! How can you hate someone’s guts? What did somebody else’s internal organs ever do to YOU?

    Also, why am I Kim if she’s Cheesecheese!

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