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Watching Sherlock on Netflix with my brother.
- Sherlock: The game...is on!
- Me: The game...is afoot!
- My brother: The game is on...my foot!
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Re: llamas
- H: they spit at you
- C: why won't you let me love you, llama!? spitting is so unsanitary
- S: lamentable lack of llama love.
- C: that was....allameration
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- eel: my sense of* humor is really bad i guess
- eel: or something
- eel: WHICH REFLECTS POORLY ON YOUR HUMOR MAYBE BECAUSE I FIND YOU FUNNY
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- A l l y s t o r e says: NO
- STOP SLEEPING
- WTF
- ARE YOU A BEAR OR SOMETHING?
- WINTER'S COMING
- GO HIBERNATE OR SOMETHING
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puns: birds edition
- AwOOOOoootchi: Hey Lark, how are yu?
- Lark: um
- Lark: chirpy
- Lark: and waiting for some sort of terrible pun
- Lark: you?
- NerdVicious: We'd be all a twitter if we got a pun from Lark.
- AwOOOOoootchi: I guess that one flew over your head.
- Lark: oh
- Lark: godammit adachi
- AwOOOOoootchi: Bear with me, I'm winging it here.
- TheOneSin: Guys, sparrow the puns here, please
- NerdVicious: Wren will we ever learn
- TheOneSin: A pun fee? Darn it. Looks like I'll have to go robin the bank tomorrow
- NerdVicious: He should be more careful with insults. Toucan play at that game.
- TheOneSin: All this punny business is making me hungry. Anyone up for some pidgin a blanket?
- AwOOOOoootchi: Hey, quit hawking your wares here.
- DuskShark: You guys are in-kweh-dible with these puns. Good wark!
- NerdVicious: These puns are getting harrier by the minute
- TheOneSin: There's no wares in here. We're just raven this party
- NerdVicious: Fuck yes we are. Even if Adachi smells rather fowl.
- AwOOOOoootchi: If Jigglypuff were here right now, I think he'd be giving us the eagle eye.
- NerdVicious: That was pretty bad, Dach. Owl let it slide though.
- AwOOOOoootchi: Really flew the coop there, huh?
- AwOOOOoootchi: I'll be right back, just chicken on Tyra.
- TheOneSin: So, what are your guys thoughs on emu-lation?
- NerdVicious: Keep it swift.
- NerdVicious: Uhm, yes please emus?
- NerdVicious: OH I SEE WHAT YOU DID THAR.
- AwOOOOoootchi: You dodo.
- NerdVicious: Swan will I ever learn?
- Lark: i can't pun to save my life
- Lark: you are all giving me a massive inferiority complex
- Lark: except adachi. he sucks.
- TheOneSin: Duck and cover, Lark?
- AwOOOOoootchi: Nonsense, you love my puns.
- AwOOOOoootchi: They're egg-cellent.
- NerdVicious: Being as dumb as adachi must be quite a birden
- TheOneSin: *flips everyone the bird*
- NerdVicious: Puns in GoY: A crowing concern
- AwOOOOoootchi: Hey, don't get cocky now.
- NerdVicious: I don't give a flying flock
- AwOOOOoootchi: I'm talon you now you better watch your back.
- NerdVicious: Aviary good pun run is hard to come across
- NerdVicious: Dove you give me any of that shit
- TheOneSin: No need to be mocking(bird) each other
- NerdVicious: Mmmm, thank god I got a hotdog on my way home from work though. I was pretty ravenous.
- AwOOOOoootchi: Sometimes it's good just let go and pun completely unfeathered.
- TheOneSin: I don't know about you guys, but ostrich this one out as long as it takes
- NerdVicious: I think one day we might egret this sort of stupidity.
- AwOOOOoootchi: Nonsense, our confidence is unflappable.
- NerdVicious: The cardinal rule of goy is to be a cocky asshole.
- AwOOOOoootchi: Shame Jigglypuff flew the coop.
- NerdVicious: Probably caws he saw this shitstorm of puns coming.
- TheOneSin: You know what we need? More boobies
- NerdVicious: Kinda pheasant to see a newcomer joining in on our stupid games.
- AwOOOOoootchi: You mean...more tits?
- TheOneSin: That too
- TheOneSin: And more chicks as well. Can't have enough chicks
- Trygon: I have no idea what is going on in here
- NerdVicious: Swan or two is definitely not enough.
- AwOOOOoootchi: When do you ever?
- NerdVicious: I know this might be hard to swallow, Trygon, but more puns. This time with bird names.
- TheOneSin: It's ok, Trygon. You condor it!
- TheOneSin: Have you guys seen that movie Tom Hanks did, Cassowary?
- NerdVicious: Pelican't say I have.
- NerdVicious: Geese this has gone on longer than I thought it would.
- NerdVicious: Wonder if Araven will pop in. He'd probably murder us.
- TheOneSin: Falcon you say that? It's a good movie!
- NerdVicious: I don't give a cluck
- NerdVicious: I wonder if any problems will crop up if I start using bird anatomy terms here.
- TheOneSin: If anyone disrupts our fun, albatross them out of this joint
- AwOOOOoootchi: Maybe Jigglypuff went...cloaca and dagger.
- AwOOOOoootchi: Keep going, I don't think we've hit our beak yet with these puns.
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puns: asian edition
- Adachi_von_Karma: YOU'RE GOING WEI OVERBOARD
- Dr_Giggles_MD: IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL YOU'LL FIND YOURSELF BURIED UP TO YOUR QIN
- their_nickname: SHE IS WEI TOO EMOTIONAL
- NerdVicious: DON'T YOU GUYS SEE WHAT'S WONG WITH THESE PUNS?
- NerdVicious: Hopefully lark will give us some lei way on them.
- NerdVicious: Hey, lai off. We're trying here.
- Dr_Giggles_MD: the tsuner we stop this, the better
- their_nickname: too tsun giggles, too tsun
- Adachi_von_Karma: Hold your tung.
- their_nickname: this has gone wei too far
- their_nickname: lark, you're getting in his wei
- Adachi_von_Karma: So Liang everyone.
- Adachi_von_Karma: See you Sun.
- their_nickname: there is wei too much talking
- Awatchi: You can try to outdo me in puns, but it won't even be a tai.
- NerdVicious: Nguyen will these puns stop?
- their_nickname: there's too much wonton violence in this game
- NerdVicious: Lark's just gonna wok away from this one
- DuskSharkGS: Tso, when did this war start?
- Awatchi: It's fun wan chu get the hei-ng of it.
- Azgalor: that was terrible adachi
- Azgalor: you should feel bad
- Awatchi: Thank you.
- Lark: actually that one wasn't as bad as his other ones
- Awatchi: I'm sorry that won didn't wok for yu Az.
- their_nickname: he may be going the huang way here
- NerdVicious: this has probably gone on fah too long
- their_nickname: hu can say?
- Awatchi: You're right, we should all just go a wei.
- NerdVicious: it feels so wong
- Azgalor: I WISH I KNEW CHINESE WORDS SO I COULD HAVE FUN
- Lark: NONE OF THESE ARE CHINESE WORDS
- DuskSharkGS: When did this pun war start?
- DuskSharkGS: The things you guys do while I shower.
- Awatchi: I believe you mean you were takking a Showa.
- their_nickname: oh god did we go japanese here
- Awatchi: Yeah, ai decided to branch out.
- Awatchi: Hei, we were running out of good wons.
- Dr_Giggles_MD: you shinto'f brought japanese into this
- Awatchi: No need to get bento'd of shape.
- their_nickname: desu may be my best one yet
- Awatchi: I'm too busy trying to regain mai breath to keep up.
- NerdVicious: Yoshida some cardio
- Awatchi: Ai am here forever.
- their_nickname: sou do you guys still want to do puns?
- their_nickname: az, dont be such a ne sayer
- NerdVicious: I think this has been going on for a solid hour
- their_nickname: i wonder when dusk will be out of the xiao-er
- Awatchi: Man, I wonder what tokyo all so long to catch on.
- NerdVicious: Ono, I think nickname just broke lark
- their_nickname: i need to check my stocks
- their_nickname: the dao isn't doing too well
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the protagonist of "sleeping dogs" is named wei shen.
- Lark: his name...is wei?
- Lark: what a dumb name
- Lark: who names their kid wei
- Beat: Racist
- Awatchi: I believe you mean....wei-cist.
- Lark: dammit adachi
- Awatchi: I'm sorry
- Awatchi: That was wei out of line for me.
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While at a Chinese Buffet, Sherz somehow still has time for mobile MSN.
- Sup Pup: i'm imagining you with like
- Sup Pup: a stick of shrimp balls in one hand
- Sup Pup: and the phone in your other
- Sup Pup: nom text nom text
- Sherz: LOL I was
- Sherz: Earlier
- Sherz: So full now though
- Sherz: Just pacing myself with this soup
- Sherz: And then dessert run
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the legend of chang'e as told by ceyren
- orange: and the set up is
- orange: theres 10 suns
- orange: houyi is an archer
- orange: he shoots down 9
- orange: and people are like
- orange: \o/ you rock
- orange: and then an immortal gives him an elixer
- orange: elixr
- orange: whatever
- orange: or a pill
- orange: and thats sposed to make him and chang er immortal
- orange: and for whatever reason she eats the whole damn thing and flies to the moon
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Every morning:
- Me: I really can't stay.
- Bed: But baby, it's cold outside.
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on the topic of avoiding hugs:
- orange: turn it into a handshake
- orange: and pretend to be oblivious
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there totally is a canadian accent
- sherz: THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A CANADIAN ACCENT
- sherz: unless you're from fucking Newfoundland and Labrador
- sherz: or Nova Scotia
- sherz: and you sound like a demented British person
- sherz: no offense
- orange: LOL WOW
- sherz: O GOD THAT'S GOING ON TUMBLR
- sherz: ISN'T IT?
- sherz: LOL
- orange: hey grayson has an accent
- sherz: FML
- sherz: WHAT
- sherz: NO HE DOESN'T
- orange: LOL HE DOESSS
- sherz: WOW
- sherz: NO HE DOESN'T
- orange: HE SOUNDS ALL CANADIANNNNNNNN
- sherz: HOW IS THAT AN ACCENT?
- sherz: LOL
- orange: or maybe he just says sorry a lot
- sherz: we don't say aboot
- sherz: LOL
- orange: LOL no seriously theres a slight difference
- sherz: LOL
- sherz: SURE
- orange: THERE IS
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Oh kimcheese, you can feel the love ;D
It’s not juvenile- it’s nonsensical! How can you hate someone’s guts? What did somebody else’s internal organs ever do to YOU?
Also, why am I Kim if she’s
Cheesecheese! -
for the record: don't believe ceyren's lies
- Sup Pup: I hate his guts
